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Post by The Fluffy Injun on Dec 4, 2012 10:22:29 GMT -5
Questions I am always asked that make me loose faith in humanity…
1) Are you a real Indian? 2) How long have you been Indian? 3) Do you live in a tipi? 4) Do you wear that outfit all the time? 5) How can I become Indian?
If you have ever asked any of these questions, you deserve to be punched in the throat. I have news for you all, there is such a thing as a dumb question. I have given you five.
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Post by Mercury on Dec 4, 2012 14:34:28 GMT -5
Ooh, ooh, how can I become an Indian?! I've always wanted to be one and live in a tipi and wear the same outfit EVERY DAY~ :D
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Post by Mercury on Dec 4, 2012 14:35:31 GMT -5
(I do it out of love.)
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Post by Definitely not Twitch on Dec 6, 2012 3:07:32 GMT -5
Can you teach me how to do smoke signals?
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Post by The Fluffy Injun on Dec 6, 2012 9:22:00 GMT -5
Absolutely! ;D
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Post by Invisible Lazaarus on Dec 6, 2012 13:43:17 GMT -5
When people find out that I'm Jewish, they always ask about the hats...
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Post by Definitely not Twitch on Dec 6, 2012 16:07:42 GMT -5
What is the ultimate dilemma for a Jew?
Free pork buffet >.>
Also, fuck yea! you never know when smoke signals are gonna come in handy.
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Post by JohnTheRussian on Dec 6, 2012 16:40:09 GMT -5
And aren't you native American? When are people gonna get the fucking name right...
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Post by caveman on Dec 6, 2012 16:49:15 GMT -5
The only thing I ask practicing Jews is how they can live a life without bacon.
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Post by Invisible Lazaarus on Dec 6, 2012 20:10:53 GMT -5
Some don't. Kashrut (the act of not eating certain things) is ignored by some people. For others, such as me, we've never tasted it. Can't miss what you've never had.
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Post by caveman on Dec 6, 2012 22:50:06 GMT -5
Tell that to a virgin
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Post by Definitely not Twitch on Dec 7, 2012 5:44:36 GMT -5
Well played caveman, well played.
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Post by Invisible Lazaarus on Dec 7, 2012 18:25:22 GMT -5
Our culture is filled with extolations of sex and sexual desire. (not to mention the little signals our own bodies send us) You have to remember that instinctually, passing on our genetic material is foremost. Food and such, in our instinct's view, is just a way to prolong the time you have to do this. We are hardwired to crave sex. As far as I know, our primeval ancestors didn't eat much bacon.
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Post by caveman on Dec 7, 2012 22:46:23 GMT -5
That is why we evolved. So we could savor the flavor of bacon.
Trust me. I'm a caveman. I was there/
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Post by Invisible Lazaarus on Dec 7, 2012 23:07:26 GMT -5
So, you're saying that all of our evolution has been in the pursuit of bacon? That makes a disturbing amount of sense.
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Post by Miss Anthropy on Dec 7, 2012 23:24:36 GMT -5
I know whenever I'm losing faith in humanity, I just think about bacon and am reassured that all is good in the world.
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Post by Invisible Lazaarus on Dec 7, 2012 23:57:40 GMT -5
Man, I'm missing out on a lot, aren't I?
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Post by sml19902009 on Dec 8, 2012 17:00:12 GMT -5
johntherussian I'm native and can't even keep track of the "politically correct" way of addressing the term. Am I Native American or American Indian today? If I cant keep track, I can't expect most of the general public to do so either.
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