Post by thatguy on Dec 26, 2012 15:53:07 GMT -5
My sense of Humor is morbid and at time not PC so here are jokes that make me laugh.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
CUZ WE SHOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A DREAM!
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Why do Mexicans have tamales on Christmas Eve?
SO THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO UNWRAP IN THE MORNING!
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How did the Nazi's invade Poland?
Walked in backwards and told them they were leaving!
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Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.
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I am not a fan of racist white people jokes. The humour is too light for me.
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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
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How do you scare a Jew? Turn on the oven.
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What's a mexicans favorite sport? Cross Country.
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What do you call a Vietnamese guy that wants to be black? Vinegar.
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Whats the differene between a Catholic preist and acne? Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? The canoe tips.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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Do you guys know how the Grand Canyon was formed? I threw a quarter down a gopher hole and 2 jews chased it.
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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
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What do divorces and tornadoes have in common in Texas? Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
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What does a redneck say after sex? Thanks mom.
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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.
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How do you blindfold and asian person? Dental floss.
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What is the most common crime in China? Identity Fraud.
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What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
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What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the First Period.
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What is a redneck virgin?
A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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What do you call a Puerto Rical midget?
A spec.
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Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
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What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity?
Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.
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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.
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What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
You know she'll swallow.
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How are fat bitches and Mo-peds the same?
They are both fun to ride, but you don't tell your friends about them.
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What did Adolf Hitler get his neice for her birthday?
An easy bake oven.
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What do you call two ethiopians in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw in a load of dirty laundry.
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How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
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Why aren't there any puerto ricans on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either.
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What's the useless skin around a vagina called?
The woman.
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How do you keep an indian out of your back yard?
Move the trash cans to the front.
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What's a homless woman use for a vibrator?
Two flies in a bottel.
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Why was helen keller such a bad driver?
She was a woman
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Did you hear about the Taliban members that they found in Harlem?
They caught Bin Stealin', Bin Rapin' and Bin' Bangin'. However, Bin Workin' is still at large.
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Did you hear about the chinese couple that had a retarted baby?
Yea, they named it, Sum Ting Wong!!
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you've heard juan you've heard jamal.
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9/11 jokes are plane terrible
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What do you do when your dishwasher doesn't work?
Slap her.
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Hope it made you laugh...because I did!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
CUZ WE SHOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A DREAM!
Why do Mexicans have tamales on Christmas Eve?
SO THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO UNWRAP IN THE MORNING!
How did the Nazi's invade Poland?
Walked in backwards and told them they were leaving!
Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.
I am not a fan of racist white people jokes. The humour is too light for me.
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
How do you scare a Jew? Turn on the oven.
What's a mexicans favorite sport? Cross Country.
What do you call a Vietnamese guy that wants to be black? Vinegar.
Whats the differene between a Catholic preist and acne? Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? The canoe tips.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
Do you guys know how the Grand Canyon was formed? I threw a quarter down a gopher hole and 2 jews chased it.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
What do divorces and tornadoes have in common in Texas? Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
What does a redneck say after sex? Thanks mom.
What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.
How do you blindfold and asian person? Dental floss.
What is the most common crime in China? Identity Fraud.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the First Period.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a Puerto Rical midget?
A spec.
Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity?
Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.
What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
You know she'll swallow.
How are fat bitches and Mo-peds the same?
They are both fun to ride, but you don't tell your friends about them.
What did Adolf Hitler get his neice for her birthday?
An easy bake oven.
What do you call two ethiopians in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw in a load of dirty laundry.
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
Why aren't there any puerto ricans on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either.
What's the useless skin around a vagina called?
The woman.
How do you keep an indian out of your back yard?
Move the trash cans to the front.
What's a homless woman use for a vibrator?
Two flies in a bottel.
Why was helen keller such a bad driver?
She was a woman
Did you hear about the Taliban members that they found in Harlem?
They caught Bin Stealin', Bin Rapin' and Bin' Bangin'. However, Bin Workin' is still at large.
Did you hear about the chinese couple that had a retarted baby?
Yea, they named it, Sum Ting Wong!!
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you've heard juan you've heard jamal.
9/11 jokes are plane terrible
What do you do when your dishwasher doesn't work?
Slap her.
Hope it made you laugh...because I did!